I really do think Britney Spears has come a long ways in reviving her hotness, but I don’t think that her nipples have ever recovered, now will they ever. So unfortunately, gotta give Britney a bad grade on this nipple slip, that at one time would have been super awesome. Now its just a story that I have to post to get on with the day. Oh well, at least she has come around. Also, when I said “coke,” I literally meant coke. Look at the pictures and get your minds out of the gutters. Thanks.

Britney Spears brother got married on New Year’s Eve, to Jamie Lynn Spears manager. Hey, I know, this isn’t interesting, but it’s Friday morning and there isn’t all that much going on. What can I do? More from People.

It was beautiful,” a source tells PEOPLE about the elder Spears’s wedding to Graciella Sanchez, 36, longtime manager of little sister Jamie Lynn. “It was only close family, very small and intimate.”
While the couple’s engagement may have caught many by surprise – they only recently started dating seriously – the two have been acquaintances for years.
“The family was totally excited,” a friend of the family tells PEOPLE. “Graciella’s wonderful. Everybody was happy about it.”

So Britney Spears is apparently dating internationally now. She is now being linked to her Indian choreographer Sandip Soparrkar, who is a known playa! Hey, don’t hate the playa, hate the game!

What does Britney Spears have to say about a budding romance with the hot choreographer Sandip Soparrkar? In true celebrity fashion, she says everything and nothing all at once: “Sandip is a very handsome man.” Soparrkar himself claims they’ll only be working, but he also teases the press subtly, saying that “I am planning to do the rumba, which is the dance of love.”

Lets just be straight about this: Britney Spears is hot again. And cute. She’s in shape. Smiling. All the goods. K-Fed is fat. So my score is: Indian 1, K-Fed 0. At least for this year. Now if this Indian can take crazy on his curry……he will be just fine.

Lindsay Lohan’s whacko father apparently gave Lindsay a new relative. Lindsay updated her always relevant and deep Myspace blog by saying that her dad had a baby with a broad he cheated on his mom with.

i think that people go through a lot in life. and the things that we go through, whatever they may be, simply just make us stronger in the long run… that is, if we actually take what it is we have learned from our mistakes and teach ourselves what NOT to do in the future. i have gone through a lot in my past, and to be completely honest, i am still going through a lot right now.. my father just let my family and i know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks… MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! wow- do i sound like “debbie downer” or what? not trying to be… but back to the real reason for this blog-i feel like Britney Spears is an amazing talent, and she has gone through a lot, (just as i have) in the public eye.. which is not necessarily a bad thing.. It teaches young girls and boys that there are certain things in life that you should not let get in the way of your dreams and accomplishments. also that you need to take care of yourself before anyone else, and i mean anyone and everyone else. because at the end of the day, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and see who you really are. stripped of all the distractions in life. so YAY Britney for just being you and still following through with your dreams. i know i am a bit late in writing about this record since it came out already, but better late than never!!!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Lindsay is much for punctuation.

Jamie Spears, father of Britney Spears, got a raise from a Los Angeles Superior Court judge.

Jamie Spears had been receiving $10,000 a month for his work, but Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz increased that amount to approximately $16,000 per month and agreed to give him backpay.
He was also granted an additional $1,200 monthly payment so he can maintain an office, which Goetz said was justified by his work getting his daughter’s personal life — and music career — back on track.

Wouldn’t it seem that getting a trainwreck back on track would be worth a bit more than that? Maybe he is being paid under the table. All the same, easy money…..