His name is Joshua Bowman. He’s an actor. He is using Amy Winehouse to gain publicity for his acting career. He claims he isn’t. That’s pretty much the summary. No word yet on whether or not he really enjoys meth, but my bet is that he will weigh roughly 92 pounds and have potholes in his face all before Spring.

Mr Bowman said: ‘She’s just a cool girl, very nice, and we’re just very friendly. She’s a good laugh - she is such a lovely girl and on great form.
‘I can’t say much more than that. I have been having a lovely time relaxing. It’s not been all party-party. I don’t drink much at all as it happens.
‘It’s true to say that I’m a budding young actor. But I’d rather get my name out there because of my acting rather than who I’m being photographed with. I wasn’t waiting until there was a photographer on the beach to put my arm around Amy.

I have to admit, this plan for fame is baffling. If you want to be a big time actor, go for Lohan, not Winehouse. This just lost Joshua all credibility. Sadly, you know he puts her on his resume now.

I can’t believe I am writing this, mostly because I can’t fathom that its true. But apparently it is. So, Katy Perry called Lily Allen fat. Lily Allen has retaliated with threats to post Katy Perry’s cell phone number on her Facebook. Here is more from The Sun.

Writing on her Facebook page, Lily said: “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour. I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”
Lily also joined two groups on the networking site. One is called “I hate Katy Perry and her dumb-ass song I Kissed A Girl”. The other is “Katy Perry? Who in the hell does she think she is?”

Whatever happened to a good ole’ fashioned mud wrestling fight…in a cage? My how times have changed. Facebook fights just aren’t sexy. I need mud and possibly hot oils, and a cage. And women referees in tight shirts. Like real women would take care of business.

Patricia Arquette has filed for a divorce from her husband, Thomas Jane. More from the AP.

Arquette filed for divorce from Thomas Jane in Los Angeles on Monday, citing irreconcilable differences. The couple, who were married in May 2006, have a 5-year-old daughter, Harlow Olivia Calliope Jane.
Arquette, the Emmy-winning star of the NBC show “Medium,” is seeking custody of their daughter, with visitation rights for Jane.

Good move Patricia, now Thomas is free to go bang young chicks and you have to find an old weird Hollywood dude that is actually not interested in cocktail waitresses at Key Club. That should work out well for you.

Lebron James basically travels to the basket against the Washington Wizards, Caron Butler, and its a no-call. After the game, Lebron defends himself with crabs. Well, kind of, I mean, I had to make it a bit funny. Go with it. And uh, watch the video, did he travel?

When you are a big time male actor, with a hit show like Nip Tuck, you are totally allowed to wear speedos….so long as you are not in the United States. As was the case with Nip Tuck star, Julian McMahon this weekend where he was vacationing in Australia, totally speedo’d out. Or whatever those things are. Are they speedos? You tell me, I am too much of a man to keep examining them. Actually, I am going to go grab a Playboy magazine and regain my manhood that was lost due to posting this crap.